Reddit is getting into money laundering

Somehow both unbelievable and completely believable that he is going to try and blame his child for making the stupid decision to pay so much for Twitter and for waving due diligence, which would have given him space to back out of the deal.

Tip number two: Celeste’s friend and fellow high-schooler, Sumer (last name withheld for privacy)

Snitches don’t deserve privacy.