Wash the chicken and . . .

no.

What, because they’re made in Kentucky?

The damned thing is a travesty.

Whoever made this thinks a lot of spices are sweet that aren’t.

I am pretty sure he’s standing behind the fire, but I guess I wouldn’t bet on it.

That’s the kind of logic people historically used when designing low level programming languages. It’s not the kind of logic you should use or that people nowadays usually do use. Undefined behavior is widely seen as a Bad Thing in the programming language design community.

There’s a lot of pig farming in the US though, bacon is popular, and I’m not sure it makes sense to talk about meats being of national origins.

Well “mine” is correct in English in e.g. “mine eyes” because “eyes” starts with a vowel sound. I don’t see any opportunity to use second-person pronouns like thine and thy in this passage; where would you have put those?

Guessing somebody just wrote it to be funny, because there are grammatical errors with the dated bits of language like “mine hand” (should just be “my hand”).

That and that people used to wear other sorts of garments that weren’t such a pain to make.

That was a very polite and drawn-out way of telling OP that their avocado toast looks like shit, lol.

much maligned - avocado toast

I could malign the rest of it too, if you want, for balance. It would be so easy.

Pages are fractional now?

Man, I really gotta get with the times…

Unfortunate indeed.

Shooting actually straight up is very safe, at least for people on the ground. The terminal velocity of a bullet is fast enough to make you say “ouch”, but not much else.

Problems can arise if you’re shooting up-ish, but shooting straight up means the bullet has zero velocity relative to its origin at the apex, so the only speed it has from that point forward is imparted by gravity and wind, pretty much.

The image is of a starter pistol, though.

I do like it, but didn’t the first one never happen? I seem to recall that being a plot point.

No complex language; no dexterous digits? I’m sorry to say that dolphin dominance is DOA.

Yeah, Trump being invisible too just gets them all confused.

That looks fantastic.

…coal?