I think this is an excellent time to point out that curl quotes (“ ”) are what are typographically used for quotations and apostrophes and hash marks (" ') are what are used for feet and inches. So it would look something like:

“ 2"× 4’ ”

(Spacing is still a bit ugly, I’d kern me some quote marks)

Fash loves fash, ain’t that hard

I’m just amazed at how clean that carpet is. If it was a Pro Gamer carpet, stains would start to materialize immediately

“Snowflake” is, and always was, just projection. They’ll never get it unfortunately