I think a collection might be a good suggestion. something for them to grow up with and have expand. Minerals are amazing for kids at that age especially. But really, anything.

Except the Legos. You’ll be bankrupt by college.

On the plus side, we might end up in a Planetes esque future where space garbageman is a lucrative job

Russia to be first country to cut first subsea fiber optic cable connecting Africa with Australia

Time to send in Snake.

“The Onion: tragically plausible since 2016”

Since they can’t bomb that one, guess they’ll stick to the other gestapo tricks

Brave being run by a bigot crypto bro makes it a non-option for lots of us, sadly.

You really hate indian immigrants huh?

I played so much TS3 one summer that my memory of the rest of the series is hazy

Dance dance dance dance dance like a monkey

Better than sucking fash cock.

No one asked fash

Cry some more baby bitch fash.

No one asked, and no one cares about you.

Last account get banned so you’re back on a fresh sock puppet, eh?

ok

You can buy jpegs for 100k and sell them for 84 bucks too

Ah so he was commiting temporal anomalies and risking a subspace collapse from tampering with multiversal duplication.

5 years in prison sounds too lenient (/j)

monocle pops off face in shock

Wow dude literally just told his entire userbase they’re wasting their money.

Bold strategy, Cotton.