
wow (send)
you’re definitely not my coworker (send)
who’s unable to complete (send)
a single sentence (send)
in our group chat (send)
without breaking it into ten to twenty (send)
messages (send)
I used to have an app installed that let me set up rules for notifications, so that whenever a notification with their name in the header would arrive, it would mute the conversation for the next 5 minutes, because otherwise my watch would vibrate for a minute or two straight.














and at the same time makes bank from kids gambling with Counter Strike skins, so a bit of a mixed bag there