Updating my Will so that my wife inherits all the games that I don’t actually own.

“White House considers building more border camps…”

Then die already.

I’m pretty sure part of it is Rodney Dangerfield.

Honk

Exactly, however my legal name is actually No Gregory Thanks Jr.

Cept I won’t be surprised when the mouse uses my shitposts to prove I’m a cynical piece of shit lol.

I’m so sick of social media users doing a surprised pikachu when the data they willingly give to the surveillance state is then used by the surveillance state.

DELETE YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA, NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR POSTS ANYWAY.