Biiiig dollar!

Don’t tread on me! = Go tread on “Them!”

Oh I know, just having fun with the optical illusion. :-)

Directly wired to mains electricity? Spicy!

If you don’t mind me asking, are you AuDHD? 🖐️ Or is this an ADHD kinda thing too? 😅

I got accused of being an AI for writing a comment reply to someone which was merely informative, empathic and polite!

Once user trust is burned it’s not coming back.

There are no positive outcomes available now - it’s time to abandon Google.

Linux phones arriving sooner? Hopefully that’s the silver lining.

Ha you beat me to it!

Plot twist: Turmp announces $40bn Russia bailout. 😬

Damn for a moment I thought you were about to say “Feed his corpse to the pigs and set those pigs on fire!”

Which almost seemed reasonable given the circumstances and necessity of a thorough disposal.

Well who would have guessed… at any point in the last decade!? I’m shocked! You mean to say Turmp was deeply involved in an international pedophile sex trafficking business spanning decades? Servicing the rich? Laundering money? Blackmailing people? Lying about it? I’m shocked I say, shocked!! He never gave away even a tiny peep in all that time!!

I have four kids - thankfully I’m not in the USA. Trust me here? The meltdown isn’t about the cinnamon toast and neither do you have to buy it. Your own rage also isn’t about cinnamon toast, or your kid - these are the triggers not the cause.

Make sure you let your kids know that you love them and you care. Be on their side emotionally, even as you’re saying no to something. Direct your rage at predatory capitalism for your exhaustion, not your kid! They will forget the cinnamon toast but they won’t forget that you were angry with them if it happens a lot. Your relationship with your children is precious and delicate, and not worth wrecking for any amount of money.

Good luck, you are stronger than you know!

Reverse number the days and count them down until it’s finished? You’re almost done, hang in there!

“How did I just do that?” you may be asking!

Please, allow me to elaborate further:

Like this:

Satire does not require satire these days.

Sorry that’s too much effort!

This is the thing the fascist supporting members of the public need to understand: that everyone gets thrown under the fascist bus and nobody earns safety by cooperating with it. Not even the upper echelons of fascist leadership are safe. Fascism ultimately means that everybody is in great danger of death no matter who they are.

I am really sick of fascism! We haven’t learned the lessons and I’m not even sure we can any more. Human beings have probably been dealing with fascists forever and will need to remain vigilant until the end of time. This year has been educational and not in a good way.

I will die before I will be quiet about it, but we’re all on the list anyway so whatever.

The shitter is that Britain is a few years behind the USA. Tr*mp will be gone, but Britain will continue to elect fascists beyond that. We haven’t even started here yet and we’re the originators of the problem. Ugh!

It wouldn’t have required much effort to determine that effort does in fact require effort.

Unfortunately these things do require more than zero fucks.