My bidet has a heated fan dryer, although I usually just TP.

Krippendorfs Tribe.

Currently, this a dealbreaker for me. As in I won’t buy a vehicle that does this, or charges me a subscription fee for a built in feature like heated seats.

At least the airbag deployed.

believe in your kids.

Cornhusker Carpet! Im surprised theres not a big N in the middle of it.

It sounds like you’re offering free handjobs? Where are you located ;-)

The Great Non-Being