The Onion needs to start publishing articles that discuss trump doing really positive things.

“Trump pledges to increase taxes on billionaires and eliminate their tax loopholes”

“Trump apologizes for renaming the Gulf of Mexico, pledges to undo damage”

“Trump calls on the senate to pass bill that criminalizes insider trading in congress”

“Trump removes all foreign tariffs, making a plea to restore trade deals with the US”

“Trump signed an executive order to forgive all student debt”

Now THAT would be some serious satire.

The trump regime was designed to TANK the US economy so that stocks, businesses, and industries can be bought by billionaires at rock bottom prices.

All is going according to plan.

The trump regime was designed to TANK the US economy so that stocks, businesses, and industries can be bought by billionaires at rock bottom prices.

All is going according to plan.

The trump regime was designed to TANK the US economy so that stocks, businesses, and industries can be bought by billionaires at rock bottom prices.

All is going according to plan.

Please go away

Mercy!

The wealthy can always try to own more.

Each time this happens, it’s another transfer of wealth from the bottom to the top.

The top takes more, and the bottom has to fight amongst themselves for a smaller and smaller piece of the pie.

No, because the ultra wealthy OWN the media outlets.

It should really only be used for medical supplies.

But we’re too far gone now. Our earth is fully infected with decaying plastic, we’re all ingesting it, and there is no undoing it.

He only likes soldiers who DON’T go missing.

I hope Peruvians despise him and he experiences extreme isolation.

He’s an ignorant American and gives other Americans a bad name.

She basically says: Can you put a pause on hurting everyone until AFTER I’m elected?

“It’d be a real shame if you were to find yourself in danger, Greenland”

There is a US military base in Greenland.

I hope Greenland refuses to let them off the base.

The trump regime was designed to TANK the US economy so that stocks, businesses, and industries can be bought by billionaires at rock bottom prices.

All is going according to plan.

The trump regime was designed to TANK the US economy so that stocks, businesses, and industries can be bought by billionaires at rock bottom prices.

All is going according to plan.

Band against the US even HARDER.

I view this as sort of a backhanded insult from Putin.

Like “Here you go, you conceited, poor excuse of a man. I made you a painting of YOURSELF. Now thank me.”

There is a non-zero probability that this regime is coming after people like me.