If you just wait long enough those fish turn into mammals and go back in the water on their own.

I would like a traditional burial but I want to be shot from a human canon into the grave. I wish you luck in your endeavors.

First time I used a Garmin device to mark where we dropped crab pots in the Puget Sound. Saved a lot of time hunting for our buoys.

I am still in the habit of turning my wheels in when I park on a hill.

Been using Quboz for a few years now, I really like it.

I occasionally harness fire. Does that count?

It is almost as if it would be better to have actual primaries rather than the DNC choose the nominee. But apparently 2016 taught them nothing.

Weird looking replicator.

If you call them “idiot” you have a 50/50 chance of being right.

The closest thing I have to a retirement account is my full keif tray.

Does anyone remember a SNL parody of this commercial? I remember them using the same ELO song but can’t remember anything else about it.