You could use a single sheet or two sheets of paper or you could use just use a hand towel that you have specifically for the purpose of patting dry your wet bum. Obviously the hand towel would be a personal thing, so if this is a shared bathroom maybe suggest one or two squares of paper to do a little dab dab on the tush tush

Jfc, black mirror is not a blueprint, it’s a warning.

I saved a lot of money on viagra using Greg’s Casting lotion.

That Poire Williams look fun

Men. Not women.

Clean ass bros 🤜🤛

Good thing I use metal on my non-stick pans 😎

lol fuck Wordpress. Have you seen that code? 🤢

The moment I finished using a bidet for the first time, I had this revelation… my entire life, up until this point, I’ve been walking around with a filthy disgusting paper-wiped ass.

This a problem for people who don’t have a bidet. Gross people.

Smell my tussie-mussie.

I thought it was against the law to be worried.

My bottle of whisky is going to need a handle to lift.

Republicans: NOOO LET IT DIE

When I see a job listing have “PowerShell” I’m like [x]

We need more of this accountability. I can think of a few billionaires who could use a fine. (All of them)

420.69? No one?

And a third “at this point it will be fatal”

We will need that for the dystopian future we are plummeting to. Have they made RAD Away yet?

Is that for bird watching?

What’s Reddit?