Should’ve eaten their brains!

a Voltorb Pokéball Electrode Jigglypuff as seen from above pizza cutter

*“no, this is patrick”

Bro

It’s my favorite game, Lophead!

Angels sang out an immaculate chorus

Up to the heavens ascended Chuck Norris

y he face so big?

Witz ist auf dich, ich hab noch massig Masken auf Vorrat!

I can’t look at you!

Correct, they’ll get drafted into Donald’s and Bibi’s 3rd World War. Completely different! /s

It’s Trump’s and Bibi’s 3rd World War, so he was technically correct which is the worst kind of correct.

ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE DAUGHTER

Are you prepared to rescue and reconstruct it when it goes down in lava flames, though?

Crude oil is a helluva drug.

Considering they occur in regular intervals, I would guess census workers.

I can’t believe France has developed trains that run on biomass!

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First of all, it’s not true. It’s not true that John Oliver fucked a couch. So if you have any proof that John Oliver fucked a couch stop gossiping and go right to the police with it.