Gaston Lagaffe! Woof, what a shot of nostalgia. Don’t think I’ve seen one of those strips since high school

Spring break, I believe in you

I’ve never seen a single one of the FF movies and I still know this line

Everyone’s ragging on the Christmas retail ambience songs, but at least you can mitigate the risks of hearing those ones by staying the fuck out of shopping malls. My top three:

• Cotton Eye Joe
• Whatever that song is that’s basically just “tonight’s gonna be a good night” over and over
• Danza Kuduro

The strobe light problem might also be caused by putting a LED that’s not dimmer-compatible on a dimmer switch

Motherfucker put a trigger warning on that shit

Hang on, am I reading that correctly? You had nightmares for 7 years?

I think it was rated PG-13, not R

In fact it was rated PG. The resulting backlash, along with a similar situation with Gremlins, directly resulted in the MPAA creating the PG-13 rating.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Jones_and_the_Temple_of_Doom#PG_rating

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Zalgo?

I mean, I’m still not getting an EV. But now I am tempted… Maybe if they had real, physical dials instead of a computer screen?

That, unfortunately, is the tendency for the entire auto industry. It’s not an EV-specific thing, although admittedly Tesla is the worst offender

urine is sterile

Not by the time it exits your body, no. Urine is sterile when it leaves the bladder, but it picks up bacteria on its way through the urethra

Calling it now, warding runes on internals organs will be the next wellness fad

Reverse image search says yes

Colegiala? Yeah, ew.

Genuinely curious what he had in mind. A GNOME desktop? A terminal shell?

Will no one spare a thought for that poor, poor inkjet?

Shush you, Venice is magnificent. Wouldn’t want to live there but it’s an extraordinary place absolutely worth experiencing. Ancient, labyrinthine, palaces and churches everywhere, it’s like stepping into the Renaissance.

I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg
Ron stole Meggie’s heart away,
And I got Sidney’s leg.

… rest in peace, you hoopy frood

Didn’t know about this. How long are we talking, minutes, hours?

Alpha Centauri baby! Still one of my favourite games, I wonder if it still works