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Moscow in flames. Missiles headed to New York. Film at 11.

Holy shit do I just want to be able to sideload my own personal apps on my device without Apple’s approval

Maggie was absolutely the best part of Downton Abby

Is the waxwing even trying?

I, too, spontaneously ejaculate if I stare at my reflection long enough.

In this economy‽

It’s technically a water dispenser

Yes but we all know you will never experience that 69 (and I think you know it too)

The Spaghetti Album

If they have pics of John Kerry, they can be flip flopping floppy flip flops

Barber: I put a hex on you