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Polpot literally ordered the deaths of people with glasses because they looked intellectual.

Between Biles and Ledeckey, we are witnessing possibly the 2 greatest female Olympians of all time.

Playing the Star Spangled Banner before every damned sporting event.

I got the gender lung, Pops

Nice. Will look for it.

Here in Texas, Karbach makes a Free & Easy NA that comes in both an IPA and Belgian style that are pretty tasty.

“Deliberately ambiguous”

I don’t think that means what they think that means.

I actually think we need to cap rent increases to about 2%. In a little over 14 years, your rent doubles at 5%. So $2.5k/mo becomes $5k/month- $60k/year! Since wages have largely stagnated, most renters would be in an even worse place (although definitely better than 10% increases).

Can you explain the word “nonce” for me, please?

I get deeply congested at night. Taping my mouth shut would be an interesting endeavor

Does the house come with a fantastic view of the elementary school?

They’re still trying to find a computer capable of measuring the mass of your mom

Both contain Vincent Price

Me sweating in Texas right now: oh, 30 degrees sounds lovely.

Hey, Russian Warship, go fuck yourself.

I’m gonna go suck my wife’s teeth and see what her reaction is

In Donald’s day they didn’t have 24. All they had was 12 and they liked it.

Yes. I think it would add more value to the time I have now and would help me best prepare for my passing.

Netanyahi should disband himself

Immigration and Customs Enforcement in the US. They’re basically the ones who raid homes and businesses looking for undocumented workers

Oh man. What if Hannibal crossed the Alps in these?