I loved Batman Forever and I still listen to the soundtrack.
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Cake day: March 26th, 2024
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1·19 days agoThat’s a bummer but at least you made that one cowboy’s night!!
My first year at my current place I went to work in costume with full face makeup (Jack Nicholson’s Joker). I came home a little after dark and waited with my bowl for about an hour and a half; but at that point the makeup was getting itchy and I was done with it. Got in the shower and within maybe 3 minutes the doorbell rang! Then it rang again a couple minutes later while I was still in there! Nobody has come by for candy since then and it’s been several years.
9·20 days agoI believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.
1·21 days agoDid I write this
He’s just a little brought down because…
when you knocked…
he thought you were…
Romanian
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8·1 month agoThe original is a failure that did a disservice to the women on it, just one we know and are nostalgic for.
What? Isn’t the original poster based on the book cover? How does it do a disservice to the fictional characters of the book?
Savers is the same as Value Village and it’s a for-profit company that exists in three different countries. They’re not much better than Goodwill, if at all.
Ew, a stranger appearing uninvited in my house?
No, they can teleport to the driveway like a normal person, thankyouverymuch.
8·1 month agoCongrats! When’s the wedding?
It’s not surprising that Starbucks joined but I didn’t know about REI. What the hell, REI!
Are we putting it on the castoreum shelf or the one with the big lump of ambergris?
Magazines cost $14 now!
RESIST ALIEN SOCK THEFT! Use a mesh bag to keep all your socks together in the washer. Human sock retention is everyone’s responsibility!
Dan Foreman can go with him.
Atmospheres with frickin atom bombs attached to their heads!
Welcome to Costco, I love you! If you raise the price of the fucking hotdog I will kill you! Figure it out.
JD Vance is a sofa-sexual and enjoys a smooth ride. When he feels the soft, inviting advances of a seductive sofa working up his Sectional Feelings, he wraps it up with a Grandma Brand© Plastic Couch Cover. It cleans up in a jiffy and his guests never suspect a thing!
Anyone want some more ranch dip? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)