Shit, they’re gonna want my DNA. I’m 1/8th Cherokee and I’m descended from Napoleon, Julius Caesar, Christopher Columbus, Abraham Lincoln, every signatory of the magna carta, Jesus, and the Mayflower. The actual ship. Don’t ask.

Thank you 23andme for telling me just how goddamn special I am simply for being born, now I’m not under any pressure to ever accomplish anything.

Thanks!

Link?

Thanks. I hate when news pieces play the pronoun game.

Libs have their own qanon now

I didn’t see any vibes between odo and quark. Certainly not to the level of Bashir and garack. Or Bashir and O’Brien. Or O’Brien and kira. Or O’Brien and anyone but his wife.

Please. My state is going to go blue every single time. Voting here is about as productive as masturbating and a lot less fun.

Diphenhydramine is a better antihistamine than it is a sleeping pill

: I finally got it all setup but syncing isn’t working so I guess I did something wrong

$5 says you need a srv record or something that wasn’t obvious from the docs

I voted. But just to piss you off I won’t next time. I don’t want anything to do with a system that makes people this self righteous.

Do you honestly believe there’s no message when people refuse to participate in a system they’ve lost faith in?

Death Note plot synopsis:

OH SHIT SOMEONE ATE AN APPLE

3 hours of nothing happening

IS THAT GUY EATING A CUPCAKE?

5 hours of nothing happening

WHOA HE’S EATING POTATO CHIPS NOW, THIS SHOW IS BRILLIANT!

The wheel it turns, it comes around. It makes an ancient rumbling sound.

Lots of people make the same mistake. Clinton did this on purpose, so people would believe the 1994 assault weapon ban actually did anything of value.

Assault rifle != Assault weapon. An assault rifle is a fully automatic or burst fire weapon. They’ve been illegal since 1986 and remain so to this day. And assault weapon is a made up term, based on superficial accessories like bayonet mounts or a pistol grips. Clintons AWB was essentially a “scary looking gun ban”. Guns that were functionally identical to banned guns were still readily available and perfectly legal.

Clinton conflated “assault weapon” and “assault rifle” intentionally to cause this sort of confusion and get credit for passing a bad bill that didn’t really address the problem.

AR-15 isn’t an assault rifle. The A stands for Armalite. The assault rifle version of the AR-15 is called the M16 and it’s illegal.

“When we met this adult man, he was dating a 2 year old. Let’s have him babysit Naomi!”

Because plot contrivance is a Star Trek writer’s prime directive

Assault rifles have been illegal nation wide for decades

Article didn’t mention FBI involvement. I think these are state charges.