“This is journalism,” Lemmy Claims to be News Outlet
“This is journalism,” Lemmy Claims to be News Outlet
Life when “a Vector is Victor & his dog, Yondo”
You think you have it bad? I’m from Texas and can’t afford to leave!
They looked at USA’s ongoing dumpster fire to the south and said “that looks nice and warm.”
Debuckle is what my dad did before I got the belt
Whoever says parents aren’t hitting their kids enough either weren’t abused much as a child or were abused far too much. I was abused just enough to avoid ever having kids.
Games aren’t about fun! I don’t appreciate your whimsical attitude, it scares the serious adult in me!
Some say the end is near
Yelling “Meep morp… Zarrrp… Rooooobot”
Not Excel, but one of the most hilarious uses of Google Sheets I’ve ever seen
Edit it again! Put me in the comment!
We’ll always choose blood
I still don’t get why profits are so fucking important, but I’m sure that’ll someday get me thrown into the juicer
But their ideas are different from ours!
(I know it’s way more complicated than this, but you can negotiate with one of these two things)
Plot twist: it destroys your child. Not physically, morally.
With these new indestructible powers, your child enslaves the entirety of mankind. Forced to adopt a bewildered child’s point of view, humans spend all day with their families and friends, get ample sleep, share food and housing, laugh, cry, and find unbeatable protection just by being near those they love.
People love and lift each other to new heights of unshackled peace. Sciences and arts flourish and humanity enters unprecedented phases of discovery, health, and empathy.
But because your child is the villain of this story, all the politicians and capitalists declare war on your indestructible child. They all lose and die. The villain wins. Everyone celebrates.
The end.
Me looking at that rabioli
I’ve always been too nervous to ask this, but what do people like so much about Malignant? I probably watched it through the wrong lens, but like you, I went in blind.
Without spoilers, I mostly felt bored watching the movie or annoyed by the characters, other parts felt jarring or confusing rather than scary. When the movie reached the end, I was mostly confused and completely taken out of the moment, but then when I realized how everything ties in, my reaction was “well that makes no sense without context or at least stronger allusions!” Maybe I was supposed to think it was clever?
It’s completely possible that I just missed something and didn’t clue in when I was supposed to or couldn’t relate to the characters well enough. With all the praise I hear for Hereditary, I want to be able to enjoy the movie the way everyone else did. I really appreciate any input or opinions.
Something something outsourcing calls and other Indian stereotypes
Is it an urgent space-gem?