Can you please respect his right to choose ass cancer? He has the most experience so he’s the most qualified for cancer of the ass

The only thing he had initiative on

Employees are told to not be a hero, you should do the same.

Do you know the conditions our TROOPS carry dogs in? They need the buddy system. You don’t need a buddy to take your dog to the mall

As long as it’s one of those over the top handbags and one of those shaky little dogs with the weepy shit in their eyes

I’m so sorry your childhood memories involve watching Smosh

You want to be able to OPEN CARRY a dog with your friend. I’m sorry, but there’s no room in the Democratic Party for you

Hell nah, dey smoothed out spunch bop

Every six months we should move the clocks forward by greater increments, and only ever forward. So the clock just keeps jumping ahead

This is the AK they use in space

This sounds like the choice of a streaming service that’s doing well and making lots of money

The reason you only find penguins at the south pole

I got this photo from a Department of Primary Industries newsletter. For some reason it read like a shitpost despite being concise and factual. The crabs are probably freshly caught, but they also seem very polite.

It’s the one thing I know about Warnambool aside from being a holiday spot for people from Melbourne. Since it’s the one thing that happened there I expect there to be a bunch of statues of the guys around like they’re all Lenin. The owner of Cherry Bar got upset one time that their album received bad reviews because their whole schtick is copying a band from the 70s, which I find very funny.

Seriously though: I AM from Langley

Crabs would totally do that. Since they’ve got those claws you know they got to grab everything

Filthy mouths as well. Look up swearing mudcrabs on youtube, there are multiple videos

Just added to the title. Do I mark the image as a spoiler by setting it as NSFW? I wasn’t sure if I should have or not, those crabs do seem to compliant to be alive

Well heck, I’m Langley too. I’m just a big Air-Head because they sound like AC/DC but haven’t touched the hard stuff and just look like nicer boys all around.

So they CSB have boring rich person conversations and glare at each other through the mirrors instead of looking at each other

Warnambool mentioned. Are you one of the members of Airborne?