The FP ain’t no Disney shit

I expect me to die

April 25th has been found

Where?

I pee on things when I walk around the farm

Life was good.

Still is.

Applied maths is just one of many ways to talk about physics

Everything is physics. so you did! Congrats

And it will all be burnt up. Live: this isn’t a dress rehearsal

Jesus wants to love you; he just asks for you to bring the lube.

Only delusion separates us from the same

Every single time, this plays in my brain***

*warning: potato quality

**still awesome

Did you receive the memo about the cover letters on the TPS reports?

I’m proud of you

I got a limo, ride in the back

TIL: jesus had a tiny penis

Grrr

I must be doing something right, because I have no idea.

So… She fucked him. Got it

Yes, Dad wants to tell you that the weatherman married his bf, which was news to Dad