varmint [he/him]

Nuclear tipped ICBM horn unicorn

Trump giving me golden dome is my fantasy

What if I got a license to concealed carry the dog. Concealed dog holster.

Me at my doctor: “is it okay to fart on my pee and pee on my poop?”

“No one man should have all that power”

-Min Aung Hlaing

Both of these definitions are dangerously wrong too. The coming advent of AI doctors is going to be really really bad

Sharing my go to beans and rice meal just cause

• Pan fried beans with curry/chili spices
• White rice
• Mango lime salsa
• Fresh cucumbers and tomatoes

Is it bad that I immediately felt personally offended by this image?

Cemeteries reward dying. Shutting down the cemeteries will incentivise the working class to work longer instead of lazily dying. No more handouts!

Be the change you want to see in the world

Alcohol content and calories are linked too, so low-cal beer is also low ABV

A lot of Western light beer is between 2% and 4%

Oh yeah exactly but that’s what the dog is doing

Nah that’s “heh heh heh”

As a tall white man with naturally stern facial features, I do not have this specific privilege. I’m on the spectrum and I’m not very good at expressing when I’m joking, so I often end up insulting or weirding people out.