Kim’s asshole is almost tight enough for it

USA! USA!

3am: ~

With her baby in her placenta

Steakn’t

Big if true

Hysterias have been a theme throughout history, but now they spread digitally

When you can’t get any with your own species:

Where I’d live in the US as an american

That would scare some of them for real

Then why wear clothes?

You should visit a normal bathroom and take notes

But will I wake back up before the sun destroys our universe?

No one is forcing you to buy more games than you can play. Take some responsibility.

Always living rent-free in the minds of idiots

*POV there is a rich guy in my face. Ew, get that shit away from me

Fun fact, you don’t have to waste your time showing them your receipt. They cannot force you to do that. If you have it and just walk past them, you have nothing to worry about.

Nintendo, for once in your copyright-bitching life, please.

Interesting. But did you know human beings have a sack and something called a pen-is. Perhaps given sufficient research it could be used for the same purpose. Food for thought.