whenyellowstonehasitsday

it is a shit meme tbf

“You’ve already lost the argument, for I have depicted you as the baby having mommy milky time”

???

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Amazon hoped the unit would one day generate a profit by users spending more money somehow

anybody that’s used an alexa for more than about 5 minutes should have noticed that pretty much everything it can do that’s more complicated than setting a timer to tell you when your chicken nuggets are done is designed to push you into the amazon services ecosystem

i don’t think dog vomit is particularly yummy and probably tastes pretty chemically but dogs tuck into that shit like it’s le cordon bleu

why did you eat cardboard soaked in ammonia

sugar is a “raw chemical” 🤓

i like to think my palate is slightly different to that of a dog

they evolved to basically survive on table scraps and other food humans didn’t want to eat so i’m not sure our concepts of “peak taste” will be the same

people sometimes have to stop their dogs eating their own vomit

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Elves are probably like that ghoul, Calamity, from New Vegas. Every decade or so, she just picks a new name and job or she gets bored.

you had the opportunity to buy the winning lottery numbers last week and you BLEW IT

hm

amazon spent a lot of money on trying to do this and then found out the technology doesn’t exist and outsourced it to india

i’m sorry but if you were enough of a rube to sign up for a $2/mo subscription for that then this might be darwinistic capitalism

if true were on the other side he’d have killed by now

with the amount of money they apparently had available to spend on this little jolly, it’s absolutely incredible how much they fumbled things by trying to force their way in instead of asking nicely

if they just hadn’t done exclusives, and had instead relied on their decreased split to offer lower prices, while chucking in the odd free game, they’d probably be a lot closer to the 50% of revenue they were hoping for when they started

valve is actively abusing their monopoly by preventing epic from offering the same product(s) at lower prices in their storefront, and their customer base are happy about it because of thoroughly epic pissed everybody off with their opening move

what chumps

here’s one

is a lie a lie if it’s unintentional?