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Ive always thought organic produce on a Styrofoam plate wrapped in plastic was a bit ironic

But then the answer to if he can do anything would be a no, since he can’t pick up the rock

Haha, that’s kinda what I was thinking, they turned the mall into a… Mall

Litter, when people are inconsiderate and unaware of their surroundings, and when people talk over/ interrupt.

The Connect With Johnny Mitchell. Great stories and guests about prison, cartels, drug trafficking, etc…

Spez 4 prez

Mockumentary

Joey Coldcuts

I used to work at a more chain sporting goods store. This one dude would come in every couple weeks to buy the same shitty work boots, he would always talk about how much he loved them. Couldn’t help but think how much money he would’ve saved by just buying a good pair that would last him years. Being poor is expensive…

I bought a 120 gig iPod back in 2008 cause I’d never be able to fill up that much music! It’s somewhere under my childhood bed in my parents house. I think the charging port shit out on me after a couple years…

As an American, I shower every morning to help wake up and get rid of bed head. I shower at night if I’ve worked out that day.

By bath do you mean washing yourself in general, or the act of sitting in a tub of water?

As long as you demonstrated value, engaged physically, nurtured dependence, neglected emotionally, inspired hope, then separated entirely, you should be all good to go

Lana Del Hayyy

• 2 bears 1 cave
• Your mom’s house
• This is important
• Whiskey ginger
• Blocks
• We might be drunk
• Are you garbage?
• Spitballers
• Fantasy footballers
• Almost Friday
• The best one yet
• Real dictators
• The connect
• Always sunny podcast

Haha yup

Guilt free too since they can’t monopolize nsfw content. Well, mostly guilt free…