The most annoying, unfunny, obscure bit ideas you’ve ever had are supposed to go here
Pretend to be an owl
That is a bad bit, very confusing.
How would an actual owl like yourself “pretend” to be an owl? Doesn’t make any sense.
What if I confuse everyone by pretending to be an human pretending to be a owl?
Open a haunted house where I jump-scare people and if they react at all, I scoff and call them a transphobe.
A driver bit that instantly strips the head of any screw you try it on.
yeah they’re called philips head. also pozidriv.
Convince Trump that the Statue of Liberty should undergo restoration to make her prettier.
Give the statue some big ol bazoogas
I set up hundreds of different accounts to post to make this otherwise dead forum “Hexbear” seem alive. Honestly it’s just me and like one other user posting.
damn. so it is just me and you?
Suuuuure, you’re totally not my alt
I really want to find a nemesis on Hexbear. Them and I could shit on each other in the comments randomly and everyone would just think “why the fuck do ButtBidet and SovietTruckDriver hate each other so much”. Like there’s a news post and one of use would go “this is almost as bad as the time that ButtBidet …”
Too involved of a bit to do it, though.
“SovietTruckDriver, almost like AssTruckDriver”
Disengage
Like there’s a news post and one of use would go “this is almost as bad as the time that ButtBidet …”
This is like Lenin talking about Kautsky lol
Edit: or we could all collectively invent a Stirner for you to inveigh against
This is the shit I’m talking about. ButtBidet always comes up with the most F-tier, dogshit bits
Yo fuck you asshole!
pretend to be a ridiculously unhinged anti-communist on lemmy to annoy everybody into being more sympathetic to us. Unfortunately the my cm0002 account just keeps getting upvotes, so I will need to rethink my strategy.
Every once in a while I get an urge to respond with a five page tankie essay just for the meme
I usually get bored after the third reference
world challenge shitting championships 2025
with photographic entries
You’re just afraid of the competition
I posted in one of these threads before and my bit was too bad and it got deleted. Fool me twice and you can’t fool me again
Not my original idea but, what if a bit had three possible states instead of two?
Philips PH-2
a rifled peg made out of talc
1337Hax0r, exclusively post in 1337 speak and 2000s g*mer memes.
lol n00b, pwned liek Leeroy Jenkins! kekekekeke zerg rush ^________^
7r075ky 53n7 4 5i11y 13773r. W3 5h411 n3i7h3r 6r1n7 17, n0r r3p1y.
engage in serious newsmega discourse but talk like the ‘soz mate’ guy
torx plus but with 2 non-opposing spines slightly shortened so you can only fit the bit in one exact way
