I’d be the guy about to throw a grenade.
The nerd with the metal detector looking for cool shit while everyone is off doing boring war stuff
Good pick
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I keep finding these boring things that say “FRONT TOWARD ENEMY” on them, but on the plus side I’ve found a few coins and old bottlecaps to take home!
The one hoisting his gun over his head in victory waaay too early in the battle
That guy ruled
Both Victory and Surrender pose. Two messages, one figure.
I’m that guy crawling on the ground that kinda looks like it’s dancing if you stand it up on its feet.
Omg I wasn’t the only one that did that?
The machine gunner guy
That guy was cool
BAZOOKA
Laying prone. Seems chill.
Huge boost to the camo index as well
Mortar guy
He always seemed smart and capable
Theyrenall good calls but I agree. Confident stance
I always appreciate the dynamism of the pose for the fellas who were in the middle of throwing a grenade, I don’t think they had any other weapon
Honorable mention to the binocs officer, used to love that one
Yes and the Grenade throwers were always pretty rare. In a big pack of 50 you’d get like 3.
That guy just had a grenade left. Very last stand
The one who frags his commander
Why does Dirt_Owl always get the good toys. Not fair
The green army guys can be fighting whatever war you want
Oh in that case I’ll be the guy with the little medic bag
Crucial guy. Heals people with stuff from the bag
Chunks of plastic and a cigarette lighter cures all wounds.
Binoculars guy
We called him glasses, RIP
Aspirationally the parachute one but realisticly the one in the VCR.
flamethrower guy
born to grill
I wanna be the guy with the radio who keeps calling a wendys instead of ordering an airstrike
Radio guy is dope. He doesn’t even have a weapon, he’d armed solely with calling Wendy’s for an airstrike
“Sir, it’s a felony to tease the order box.”
the radio guy
I’d be one of the tan ones
Binocular Guy on Green Team: enemy spotted!