The logo and style are so similar to an obvious plant poster. But I can’t find if this is an old logo of theirs or just a new person doing the same thing.
I looked all over for that logo first too. It’s definitely the same style of humor.
It’s True Wagner. He does flyers like this and they are pretty funny.
Obvious Plant puts products on shelves, and True Wagner puts flyers up.
He’s the same guy who did “one day blinding stew” and “conductor of this train threw up on my kid,” both instant classics.
Obvious plant does park posters as well.
I wanted to know how the orange chucker works. For such low resolution and lack of details, I could not tell. But I certainly could tell Dawn was absolutely freezing cold that particular day.
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Buy the Stihl gas-powered leaf blower. Dont be a dummy and skimp on the CFM, buy the nice $400 one. Note the size of the opening whence flows the air.
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Visit your local grocer or produce stand and acquire some appropriately sized oranges, with a diameter to not quite overmatch the measurement from Step 1.
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Cram the orange in said opening and aim at the nearest wayward teen.
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Depress the trigger in an aggresssive manner. This is key. You do NOT want to half-ass it. Jam that fucker all the way down.
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Shoot some trees now so you can enjoy making marmelade-flavored havoc in peace; the teens having fled in panic.
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AI slop! Loose the white blood cells!
I mean you can also tell this is fake because that would be assault.
Ai iS EquAL bAD
AI SLOP
Is it bad that I believed this until I got to Marcus
You think he couldn’t be a car driver?
Mitch doesn’t intend on becoming a Female Doctor and decided to mention it. No HRT for you Mitch!
Maybe he said “urologist” and the journalist just didn’t understand.
This is journalism?
“No, you’re ologist!”
“No, I’m the ologist!”
Fair, that’s a possibility too
That’d be andrologist
No JUICETICE NO PEACE
ORANGE YOU GLAD I HAVE TO RELOAD?
IT’S NEVER NOT NOVEL TO AIM FOR NAVELS WITH NAVELS
I’m George’s brother ORANGE CARLIN that lives in storage eating porridge mad at teens for breaking my door hinge.
YOU MIGHT THINK IM DONE HERE BUT NAAAA.
…RAN-JA.
Haiku
slinger of citrus
orangeman dominates these teens
orangeman thinks "who’s next?“
Teens and their special organs blossoming for full-time regular use don’t deserve to be shot with oranges!
Yeah… the organs blossoming thing is… creepy.
It’s an awkward phase for sure, but once you get into full time regular use it’s well worth the initial weirdness.
Spring is here again, reproductive glands.
Promoting good health to the extreme. “I GOT YOUR ENERGY DRINK RIGHT HERE!” 💨🍊💥
In the fight against scurvey, he’s our strongest warrior.
Brings that whole Clint Eastwood “Get off my lawn” vibe to another level.
Repost.
“You are not serious people.”
Marcus having big dreams.
Someone should start shooting him with a similar fruit or veg gun.
