• regul [any]@hexbear.net
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    9 days ago

    My new strategy for eliminating the national deficit is doing insider trading, but with the profits going to the government.

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          8 days ago

          The direct currency manipulation stuff is one thing, I’m more talking about stocks and weirdo derivative assets. The government should be snapping up rents so that capitalists actually have to produce or die.

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        8 days ago

        i’m going further. imagine as the state becomes increasingly impotent, dependent on “AI”, with nobody understanding a single function anymore

        until a group of leftists (who are still maintaining deep technical knowledge through the power of knee socks and cat ears) basically just finds an exploit in the entire U.S. market economy and interwoven remnant government structures

        just take control of the military and police’s paychecks. nobody in power knows even how to effectively “reboot” the decrepit systems or stop this because everything is intangible now

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    9 days ago

    Thinking about that dumb lib we had here the other day saying no to Trump being the most american president ever. What’s more american than being the prez and pumping and dumping the stock market to make you and your white collar criminal friends multi-billionaires?

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    I really struggle to understand how people are supposed to invest in the stock market without insider trading. If you work without advantageous information respect to the general public, aren’t you just playing roulette?!

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      8 days ago

      $1 is worth BRL 10.

      You buy $ 100 with BRL 1000. You tell your broker, you’ll pay him back later the BRL, for a fee. That’s a “short”.

      You package it in a bet that says “whatever the difference is in BRL when I pay you back, we will do it 10x”. That’s “leverage”, alternatively also “insane stock market gambling nonsense”.

      The tariffs get announced. You can now get BRL 10.2 for $1, because that’s how the stock market thinks it’s should be. You pay back your debt in BRL with $98. The difference of $2 gets increased 10x because of that bet. Congratulations, You made $20 with insider trading.

      Usually you try to hide these things among the general stock market noise and not trade so much money, that it makes a visible dent in the evaluation of an entire fucking currency. It’s common place, but as usual with Trump, just more on the nose, more blatant and just more fuck you.

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        Forgive my ignorance, but in this scenario doesn’t the broker then lose this $20 in the “returned” lower value BRL?

        Why would a broker make trades like this? Why is a broker even lending money? It just seems like sanitised gambling with extra steps.

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          It is. It’s a gamble and the broker knows the odds are in his favor. Unless ofc you know the odds today won’t be because, you know, cheating.