Viewed from a business perspective, this is brilliant. They give the toddler a shiny toy, they get what they want. Fuck me and Trump’s too dumb to realize he should be insulted. Whether Apple or Cook paid for it, it might as well have cost them nothing. Bangin’ investment!

Look at all the love the tech billionaires got, just from dropping what to them is pocket lint on Trump’s inauguration. I ain’t even mad.