• ClathrateG [none/use name]@hexbear.netEnglish
    55·
    2 days ago

    If anyone wants to transcribe that I’d appreciate it can’t really read all of it

    personally I think this is the worst it’s pretty explicit

    spoiler

    ] and this one

    And remember this is the stuff the are releasing for public consumption even outside of the straight upremoved videos there must be some truly mind breaking shit

    • KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
      32·
      2 days ago

      It’s definitely a “joke” poem based off the lyrics to the traditional song “Here Comes the Bride.”

      • Here comes the bride,

      • All dressed in white.

      • Where is the groom?

      • He’s in the ladies’ room.

      • What is his reminder?

      • To work on his binder.

      • [hard to read] is the [hard to read] his dogy!

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
    29·
    2 days ago

    Call me a doomer but I still think nothing is going to come of this. Even though the evidence is literally screaming in our faces that the most powerful people in the western world are up to some True Detective type shit including everyone’s favorite president.

    • SevenSkalls [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
      19·
      2 days ago

      Isn’t Qanon basically based off worries of this exact kind of shit happening? I feel it might continue to spur it, I just hope in a good direction and not some weird conspiratorial angle where they blame the Jews or communists or something.

  • Shaleesh [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
    13·
    2 days ago

    I should probably stop trying to wrap my head around the “narrator” one.

    discussion of the one that talks about a narrator. CWs for implications of CSA, mentions of CSAM, and screenshots of the epstein birthday book

    a page from the epstein birthday book, it appears to be a story written by a child about a character named "uncle f" who defecates on the floor, part 1 of 2

    a page from the epstein birthday book, it appears to be a story written by a child about a character named "uncle f" who defecates on the floor, part 2 of 2

    Ok so what… is this?

    Assuming this actually was written by a child around the year 2003 the whole “narrator” thing is probably an imitation of 4th wall breaking jokes that were present in childrens movies at the time (iirc this happened in Mulan). AFAIK this is the only time a narrator or similar such entity is mentioned anywhere in the scrapbook so I’m pretty certain this is the case. The narrator can (probably) be understood to be the child who wrote this.

    Given that “Uncle F” (Uncle Jeff?) is mentioned to be 50 years old we can assume that this is Epstien. Its probably worth noting that he speaks harshly towards the narrator, who is presumably a stand-in for the author. So this is a story about Jeffery Epstein taking a shit on the floor so that he could see feces for the first time, then running to his mother to tell her what happened, and then arguing with the author/narrator/observer.

    Now, someone, or some group of someones close to Epstein thought that he would appreciate seeing this in a scrapbook that (ostensibly) celebrated his life. So they put it first thing in the section called “H LDR N” (whats up with the omission of letters?), next to that drawing and two pages of CSAM (or something close enough to it, at least).

    Dude, what? Why? This is so fucking creepy.

    I apologize for the long ramble but I think this has fried my brain. This is gonna fuck with me for a good long while.