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The 30-50 feral hogs found out your door was unlocked.
Hog out or log out.
30-50 feral hogs within 3-5minutes are the sleep paralysis demons of one monk
504: Bad Gateway an Artist’s rendering
C 1254, colorized. A monk is shown in the early stages of being attacked by a swarm of ravenous hogs, illustrating the grim reality of life before the American Constitution and AR 15.
The Passing of the Grift: As Charles, Son of Kirk, weakens in his death bed the young conservative hogs surround him to pick clean the bones of his preaching pulpit and scroll of patrons.
Me and the gang having a good time.
I’m in bed praying you’d leave but I’m having a night terror and can’t speak.
Please, kitties, I am eeby seeby right now. Stop.
oops! took too many benadryl!
Average Hexbear meetup
“WHY IS THE PODCAST EPISODE LATE?”
Before the invention of the Assault Rifle 15™️, prayer was the only way to deal with 30-50 feral hogs
“Huh, so I wasn’t being paranoid; I DID forget to close the door”
Or
“I’m sorry can I help you?”
Or
“Visiting hours are between 9 to 5”
Or
The hog sitting by his bedside at the top: “I brought some friends, they really dig the whole candle making thing you do” or “Tell us a bedtime story?”
Shakira got her purse stolen by hogs in Barcelona. I’m sure a smarter person than me can workshop that into something.
Mama mia
