I’ve had biryani countless times but never thought about eating it with my hands. As today would have been Charlie’s 32nd birthday, I decided to put my judgement about him aside and see if I could eat one portion without scratching my anus, something that Charlie thought the average person does constantly.

Mine might be unusually insensitive, but I didn’t have to scratch once. I may be getting overconfident, but I’m fairly certain I may go the whole week or even the entire month without needing to scratch it.

So farewell Charlie Kirk. I will remember you on this day even though you could clearly never remember to wipe.

Edit: It seems that the image of Charlie Kirk’s tweet was actually fake, so I’m going to have to admit that I should have checked first. But I still managed to have some biryani, so I won anyway.

Edit 2: I decided to check if CK ever commented on Mamdani’s biryani video, and wasn’t surprised to find a video of him being racist about it. He called eating without utensils “unclean”, which suggests he doesn’t wash his hands. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1128637712625322&id=100064373126203

  • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Gonna be honest, I wouldn’t even entertain the argument; it’s a childish argument for childish people. People struggling to pay rent and struggling to feed their families have very real problems and don’t have the luxury of being childish.

    “Oh why did you vote for Cuomo? Aren’t you having problem buying food and paying rent?”

    “Zohran eats with his hands and if we truly believe Western culture is best we have to stand by it!”

    picard

    Racism is weaponized childishness, and there’s a reason you don’t give children a gun