• stupid_asshole69 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    Yes. Their periods synchronize and amplify the blood smell subconscious behavior in humans and attract wild predators for like a week.

    U gotta get added to the flo group chat (bring homemade lemon bars to work owl-wink ) and take pto during the peak crossover days.

    Seriously, they won’t call 911 if you’re there when a mountain lion crashes through a plate glass window looking for an easy meal. just because YOU open carry dual Taurus Judge revolvers to work every day THEY expect YOU to take down wild game when it comes looking for THEM!

    • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      3 months ago

      He does seem like a taurus judge guy. Like he’s not a gun enthusiast but he want to think of himself as an intellectual with a badass side and the guy at the gun store assured him it was the most badass gun and he said “I’ll take two”. He probably keeps them in a big hollowed out book