Someone needs to pick up grampa. He shit his pants again and is heading towards the playground.
Please catch him before he exposes himself to children again.
Trump likely intended to refer to Chicago’s famous Magnificent Mile shopping district
I lived in Chicagoland for two years, been there, and just now misremembered the place as the Miracle Mile. I did not however, at any point in time, confuse it was a shopping mall. 🙄
Anyway, sending in the troops is certainly a plan. People feel so safe around these guys! Love to see it happen and then show Trump pics of absolutely empty streets.
He will deploy thousands to save the Aubrey Plaza.
After he defeats Islamic State, he’s going to war with Jewel Staite
Quick someone show him the backrooms mall video so he deploys troops there
