This should be in the science comm but the WOKE MODS don’t want you to know the truth
I was struggling to turn this into a candiru joke, but then I find out that fish don’t actually lodge in urethras and aren’t attracted to urea and that it was all based on some wacky 19th century European racists’ bullshit claims they made up to advance their careers.

Ocean Cryptids can’t even even bite peepee anymore. Because of woke.
Ouchie my junk!
They were (allegedly of course) real cuties

Real cute until they saw off your peepee
Providing free trans healthcare
There was a user who used to post art that looked like this. I miss them. I think their instance must have blocked ours

No! Don’t bite off my stuff and junk!
I can’t understand this diagram. Somebody add a Saddam to it for me. And the tiny fan.
The tiny Saddam was an Anomalocaris the whole time
they are doing their best okay …
Big Candiru

edit: dammit










