• musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Or open a really good Italian restaurant or deli, move to New Jersey, New York or Chicago, join the mafia, become Roman Catholic, make a big deal out of celebrating Columbus Day every year, the options are endless.

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        Or the crazy ex-husband who hangs around with a bunch of guys who are definitely not in the mob.

        If you know what’s good for you.