Because it’s an orange shooting device, not a hedgehog shooting device. Duh.

That’s illegal!

Found the orange cannon engineer.

Please film your battle and put it on YouTube.

Asking the real questions.

Who the hell holds their phone sideways while looking at memes? What a freak.

He’s probably looking at moth memes

No, it’s a food crime.

Right to jail

According to my research, the Spanish Inquisition never shows up when you expect it.

Sprich Deutsch, du Hurensohn

This IS what taking care of yourself looks like.

> Horizon Zero Dawn
> has day/night cycle

deleted by creator

Truly a game ahead of its time

You can move in 3D space, as opposed to the previous games, which were side scrollers.

Duke Nukem is the name of the protagonist you dingus

> The Division
> no math

DOOM Eternal
can be finished in about 20 hours

In Duke Nukem 3D you could take a crap in the bathroom, and that game is from 1996.