Ass science is really going places
the gas behind the foul, rotten-egg-smelling stench, known as hydrogen sulfide, can help protect aging brain cells from Alzheimer’s disease.
While the smelly gas is highly toxic in large quantities, smaller doses may provide some serious health benefits, Johns Hopkins researchers noted in a study published in an issue of the Proceedings of the National Academies of Science.
You smell your own farts, while I microdose on hydrogen sulfide 
the scientists barely disguised fetish
I’m both Delphi and the Oracle over here huffing fumes from my crevasse
This is beautiful
It’s okay you don’t have to smell your own farts, I’ve got enough to go round
That is very Hexbear of you to say
It’s true though im very stinky :(
Libs: “Fantastic!! We’ve already been doing that forever!”
:doctor: I’m going to go ahead and prescribe you two Dutch Ovens after each meal.
You WILL breathe through your ass. You WILL smell your own farts.I mean depending on your diet your ass could produce zero ppm of H2S
You’re better off shoving your head into an open oil well, which I do regularly
Someone is going to put ai farts on the block chain
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Live in a pod, in room full of other pods. The fart filled domicile is good for your brain health.









