MONTGOMERY, AL—In a case aimed at preserving what plaintiffs described as the sanctity of reheatable Tex-Mex fare, Alabama’s Supreme Court issued a ruling Tuesday in which it asserted that frozen burritos are children. “With this decision, the court finds that frozen burritos—be they beef, bean and cheese, chicken, or…
  • ZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPEnglish
    21·
    9 months ago

    Don’t be ridiculous. A tortilla only has the potential to become a burrito. It doesn’t even have any fillings.

    • jetAEnglish
      12·
      9 months ago

      Minimum viable burrito? Tortilla plus sour cream?

      • zabadoh@ani.socialEnglish
        10·
        9 months ago

        Alabama women have to cross state lines to get rid of their frozen burritos

        This does not apply to men of course, because they don’t carry frozen burritos.

        Supreme Court: This is not sexist at all.

        • Malgas@beehaw.orgEnglish
          2·
          9 months ago

          The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.

          –Anatole France