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Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgM to Everyday Bingo@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 month ago

Cat is in the kitchen about to puke, and then chooses to leave the kitchen to deliberately go puke on the expensive rug

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Cat is in the kitchen about to puke, and then chooses to leave the kitchen to deliberately go puke on the expensive rug

Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgM to Everyday Bingo@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • residentoflaniakea@discuss.tchncs.de
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    My hypothesis is that a rug or carpet gives them the illusion of outside dirt where their vomit can be absorbed and dissappear as opposed to tiles which doesn’t.

  • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
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    ‘If i throw up, i’m gonna make it worth my time’

  • Admetus@sopuli.xyz
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    That Sir, is a cat.

  • atropa@piefed.social
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    Its a Cat thing

  • NochMehrG@feddit.org
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    It’s easier to compensate for the puke-recoil on carpet! It just makes sense!

  • Marthirial@lemmy.world
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    Don’t clean it and now you don’t have to worry about expensive rugs.

  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    can’t put the kitchen floor in the washing machine nor take it outside to hose it off

    • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgOPM
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      In my country, kitchen floors are usually a surface that spills can quickly be wiped up, and rugs are often the size of a whole room.

      • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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        in my country, floors are usually also the size of the whole room

        • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgOPM
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          That’s alarming Are the balls also above the penises in your country?

          • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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            Are you asking if I’m Australian?

            • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgOPM
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              I was thinking Canadian.

              • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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                Ah, yes, because of all the handstands.

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgOPM
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    AND THE CAT’S IN THE KITCHEN AND ABOUT TO PUKE

    LITTLE FUZZY IDIOT PROMPTLY LEAVES THE ROOM

    “DO YOU LOVE THIS RUG, DAD?”

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