Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid!
Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.
If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post, there’s no quota here and the bar really isn’t that high
The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
AWS: you will pay. also, shit works. also, you get customer service.
Azure: you’re running Windows, you hate yourself, probably both
Google: you have transcended beyond such earthly requirements as “customer service” or “functions that don’t get deprecated in three years”
Hetzner: you run a herd of carefully groomed pets and not cattle
OVH: wot is dis “uptime” ov which u speek
Oracle: lol
Some Guy LLC: I would rather sign up with Oracle
Azure is great and doesn’t require you to use Windows. I will not stand for such slander.
Also I love how literally no one can remember that IBM also has a cloud.
what kind of enterprise hell is your daily life, for you to enjoy such curses as azure? :D
I hosted a single Linux VM on the free student’s subscription and didn’t hate it.
AWS was a nightmare on the other hand. At least a VM on Azure is called an Azure VM and not Elastic Rubber Evolution 2: Blue Artemis Service.
OVH is Some Guy LLC At Scale
and Google Cloud is Some Guy LLC At Scale At Scale
I guess there’s still DigitalOcean and Linode, the Azure and AWS of Some Guy LLC, respectively.
I’ve had good interactions with linode, though both linode and digital ocean for mail deliverability require relatively frequent harassment of Microsoft and less frequent harassment of Google, as both of them like to block those two hosts across-the-board because they are dickbags.
Linode now brought to you by Akamai, the CDN that also exists, you know (it’s not just CloudFlareont!)
Off the cuff I think (and would have to doublecheck) Akamai is probably bigger by a fair deal, they’re just not nearly as loud
I’ve been using DigitalOcean for years as a personal VPS box, and I’ve had no complaints. Not sure how well they’d scale (in terms of cost) for a site like this.
this is one part of the problem, yeah - pretty much all the VPS offerings are extremely painful cost-wise if you need chonky hosts
rootservers (or things off the serverbidding market) are way better bang for buck (i.e. my all-the-things gremlin box is dual-4TB 64GB i7-something, at ~38eur/mo)
I really, really hope they sort this shit out