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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

Finally, a real name for your penis

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Finally, a real name for your penis

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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    Moon Moon … oh no wait, wrong thread.

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    Nice try FBI. Your not getting my initials!

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    Nice try, but I wont fall for it.
    He is farming data of you. You give the initials, he/she/they/it goes guessing you name lol.

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      Whats your PORNSTAR NAME? The street you grew up on + the name of your first pet GO

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    what the hell man :(

  • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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    For my username(s): GirthyWand. Alternatively: Sex knob | Giant hammer.

    Amusingly, my wife’s maiden name was Love Flute, which suits her, and now she’s Love Pole. Of course I’m not going to tell her either of these names.

    • _g_be@lemmy.world
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      “sex knob: giant hammer” sounds like a JJK technique

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        I’m not sure I should google that.

        GBE: Monster Hard Snake

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          JJK is an anime, they have names for their special moves that usually have the form “Domain Expansion: {adjective} {noun}”

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      Did your wife change her last name to something that is not your last name?

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        My surname is not really “again”.

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    Accurate…

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    Wait am I am Lemmy or on Facebook?

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    I don’t really wanna be the Skin Destoryer

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      Understandable.

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    Giant tool, well at least it’s not my personality

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    I’m just enjoying every version of ‘[Word] Punch’.

    'They call me MISTER Punch!

    ‘Yeah babe do you like my bear punch’

    If I go to a house party and they’ve got Purple Punch then I’m leaving

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    One Hundred Percent All Beef Thermometer.

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    I am Skin tube. My wife would be Monster Destroyer. It’s unfair

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    But I wanna call it the puking dildo

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      Be the change you want to see in the world!

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    deleted by creator

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    Love Injector. How derivative.

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