It’s not a planet.
But you’d die before before weighing yourself.
Would have been a better end panel IMO.
Wouldn’t you die on pluto too?
It’s not a planet.
Holds up “Dwarf planets matter” protest sign
Alright then, where’s my Eris and Ceres representation?
I think you could survive long enough to weigh yourself on mars if you had a scale. It would be immensely painful but not instantaneous.
Joke’s on you, I’d die before weighing myself on Earth too.
Mars and Pluto are about equal for survivability, no? And The Moon for that matter.
Without a space suit each planet has roughly the same survivability.
I assumed that to weigh yourself in the conventional manner you would need to be standing on a solid surface.
100% not a planet
On Venus you’d probably die in 5 different ways before weighing yourself. Least hospitable place since H.H. Holmes had a hotel!
Dad joke science memes. I like it.
I thought you could survive on Mars for a few minutes before passing out?
Not enough to buy a weigh scale there.
Dead or alive I’d still weigh different.
No no, if you don’t measure your weight yourself then you don’t have a weight. Didn’t you read it?
If a weight falls in a planet, does it make a weigh?
This graphic taught me that unless the weight weighs itself, it does not have a weight
Weight is all relative anyways, Pluto is forever
