Glockenspiel is a much funnier word, though 😁
Glockenspiel is a much funnier word, though 😁
I considered it, but the word substitution probably makes it more or less imposed to guess based on an image alone lol
It is heh. I found it by duckduckgo image searching for something that would fit the text lol
Agreed. Which is why he should be a pundit of some sort.
Not the head of a regulatory agency that has failed to regulate before disaster resulted on numerous occasions under his watch.
Your sister is hot! I regret nothing! I regret noothiiiiiiing!
If you call failing upwards “doing well”, sure.
He’s pretty good at cleverly pointing out the obvious about fascists, but actually governing, whether as mayor or secretary of transportation? Not so much.
It doesn’t have to be funny haha to be satire. Just like dramatic irony doesn’t have to be a knee slapper.
Not gonna spoil it, but The Onion REALLY hitting the last sentence out of the park, as usual 😄❤️
Nice try, AI powered AI detector.
If only their next meeting had been on a Tuesday, that would have been the perfect plausibly deniable “fuck you” to end the reply with 😄
Bob over on main street. Tell him the guy with the beard sent you and he’ll throw in a free oiling.
I was zero miles away from her last night.
Coincidentally, 18 miles is almost exactly the maximum distance you can be from the sea and still be in Denmark.
Not advocating throwing your parents in the sea, just bragging about one of the advantages of living in a tiny country consisting mostly of sea and islands 😁
I wonder if the recent rise in individuals living with parents/relatives has had an influence
More people living zero inches away from their parents’ home WOULD decrease the average distance, yes 😛
I promise being American doesn’t help
New national motto!
I’m starting carriage maker school next semester, wish me luck!
a 25 CD selection system
Right next to your 9 slot upright toaster.
I really don’t know why it isn’t mandatory.
Yeah you do: corruption and demagoguery.
Two birds solution: make cute skirts out of estrogen
Only at first. Unless you’ve got that Memento or 50 First Dates shit going on…