Inspired by /u/DancingBear@midwest.social
Please, authentic fart stories only, no jokes.
For stories of old, you can also visit:
- https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7zf5k7/hey_reddit_what_is_your_best_fart_story/ (208 comments, from 6 years ago)
- https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/gb9lw/whats_your_best_fart_story/ (232 comments, from 13 years ago)
I saw The Rise of Skywalker in theaters, and someone must’ve prayed to Crepitus the previous night because I thank farting at the most fitting times in the audience for making it slightly tolerable.