Topographically speaking, we are donuts.

Jesus bro get out of the shower.

Hi, would you be so kind as to delete this immediately? Thanks.

Given such a continuous path through your digestive system, and a noodle long enough… imagine sharing a bowl of spaghetti with your signficiant other à la "Lady and the Tramp”.

In theory you could floss yourself and your partner with a single noodle. Just hold one end in your hand, and have her hold the other and go back and forth.