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Good! Maybe those stupid fucks will realize we only have one planet to unfuck. Can’t escape to a red shit hole now.
Ah who am I kidding.
We should still send Musk there.
in fact, we should send every billionaire there
We send all other billionaire there first, and then musk. Then all his rich friends will laugh at him for doing “his thing” last
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Imagine still having to negotiate with private health insurance as a Mars colonist. Oh, Kaiser didn’t cover your kidney shrinkage medicine? Just fill out a form in our office on Earth to start a review process.
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It’s cold up there. Of course it’s going to shrink. I’m sure it’s more than adequate.
Oh, kidney. Nvm.
Don’t worry, Elon will invent an cyber-liver that can be implanted in your body and uses off the shelf coffee filters to clean your blood.
