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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months ago

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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months ago

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If you make hummus in a mailbox, and eat it later, you are eating it posthummusly.
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  I pelt you with chickpeas.
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    Of course, you know the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a chickpea.
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      I’ve never had a naked Garbanzo bean in my mailbox while on the run from a police dog and high on meth

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

Here are the current tags:

Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
Meta - Relating to the community itself.

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