Don’t put your finger in that part of the dog.
Don’t call the non-emergency line when you have a parent with a spare key.
I shouldn’t need to ask you to put it in the dishwasher every time you use a fork.
Why is there a pile of dirty socks on the stairs?
I should be able to use my own couch/ sink/ toilet/ counter without having a fight about it.
Until you’re out of the house, it doesn’t matter whether you’re 18 or not, I still expect you to not do anything illegal.
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Stole from their workplace. It was awful.
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No, makeup and crap. I was pretty furious. Luckily that’s the worst so far.
Oh come on, get out of the fridge
As in, “please don’t put your toe in your nose”
no, dont put your finger in there - we have 2 girls
No, we don’t put barrel connectors into our mouths, especially not if they are electrified.
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