Eradicating class will never work, either.

It’s about humility and gratitude. Don’t refuse to build on your advantages, just do what you can to pay it forward and outward.

The concept of noblesse oblige really needs to be restored and expanded. Most of us have advantages we don’t understand. It’s why charity and compassion is so important.

That’s not genocide, that’s eugenics. Just as bad.

Based on watching my Borzoi decide whether or not to sneak into the kitchen, I’d say yes.

To be fair, being married to a previous president is more experience than most people have.

My brother and I used to spend hours playing together in an old 2-player dungeon game.

Some people don’t get highs from beating other people.

PVP sucks. There are always people willing to spend more money than I am on a game.

Campaign style playing with others isn’t AS bad, though.

Being suicidal weighs about 50 pounds for me.

I’d not change much, just my suicide weight, a couple of functional issues, and a few troublesome moles.

Somebody skipped the checks and balances lesson in 10th grade American History, eh?

FYI, carrots grow vertically, not horizontally.

They are roots. Roots are like spongy straws. When a sponge dries out…

Wait 'til y’all find out about butter bells.

Gosh, I thought mine had a bad overbite. Derpiness max factor unlocked.

Confirmed. My Borzoi lies continually, especially to “have you eaten yet?” And “who made this mess?!”

She gives you that Russian side-eye.

No, makeup and crap. I was pretty furious. Luckily that’s the worst so far.

Stole from their workplace. It was awful.

Absolutely. Mostly because I don’t consume much entertainment. Movies and TV really shape how people think.

Don’t call the non-emergency line when you have a parent with a spare key.

I shouldn’t need to ask you to put it in the dishwasher every time you use a fork.

Why is there a pile of dirty socks on the stairs?

I should be able to use my own couch/ sink/ toilet/ counter without having a fight about it.

Until you’re out of the house, it doesn’t matter whether you’re 18 or not, I still expect you to not do anything illegal.